Children's Book Titles

Your First Day at School and Why You'll Never Come Home Again
Let's Unfasten Our Seat Belts and Slam on the Brakes
You Can Make a Plastic Bag Space Helmet
Good Night, Closet Monster; Goodbye, Honey
Daddy Makes a Quicksand Box
Huffin' and Puffin' Aerosol Fun
Little Hands, Big Toasters
Lost Children for Sale
Hairdryers and Other Bath-time Toys
Discovering What Makes Mr. Lawnmower Roar
Pesticide Dessert Toppings
Your First Picture Book: Reading is for Losers
Horton Hears an Expletive
Freeway Dodgeball: The Official Kindergarten Rules
When Kevin Put Kitty in the Trash Compactor
The Really Bad Day — Mommy Put Her Head in the Oven
Playing with Household Solvents
Fun Experiments with Fire
Megan & Heather's Shoplifting Adventures
Take a Walk Down the Railroad Tracks with Me
Christmas in the Substance Abuse Centre
I Grew Up in a Casino.
Why is Uncle Dave in Bed with Mommy?
That Burner's Not Hot! (And Other Jokes You Can Play on Your Pals)
Santa Claus is a Big Fat Fake (And Other Lies We Told You)